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Friday 6 December 2013

Whoops!

If you ever wanted proof that I'm not a career blogger then here it is... I missed my blogs 1st anniversary by nearly two months! I appreciate every single person who reads this blog and I love reading comments, but I don't pay any attention to my stats, or number of followers.... I'd still do this even if only one person read it!

This year has been fantastic, and blogging is fun! I thought to celebrate I'd take a look back over what I've been up to on here, for your amusement! Thank you to everyone who reads my foul-mouthed rants, and to those of you who comment on the posts, and to those of you who just look at the pictures. I hope I've entertained you, and sorry if I've inspired you to spend all your money on clothes like I do!


The award for the favourite dress of all time goes to...
Still my M&S Per Una butterfly maxi!


The award for the 'go-to' dress goes to......
I have got SO MUCH wear out of this mosaic print bodycon dress. True love!


The award for the most ridiculous dress goes to.....
I still can't believe how stupid the cut of this Lovedrobe dress was!


The award for the worst blog picture taken goes to....
Sex on legs.


The 'wow, that's not a bad picture honey, thanks!' award goes to.....
Congratulations to my boyfriend (who is a total dork when it comes to using a camera) for taking some lovely pictures of me in this LUSH Taking Shape dress I was given to review..... can't actually wait for it to be warm enough to wear this for reals!


The 'BREAKTHROUGH!' award goes to.....
My massive arms who have been forever released from their prison. This summer I finally got a grip of myself and set my arms free, and I give no fucks what people think. I thank other bloggers and my fabulous readers for giving me the extra bit of confidence I needed to break the habit of a lifetime!!


The 'I can do Urban' award goes to......
Bomber jacket and Nike gladiators? Did you think I was from the hood? 'Course you did!


The 'most heartfelt post' award goes to.....
Writing my 'On a Serious note' post made me so emotional, and I meant every word of it. I hope it gave some of you food for thought.


The award for the favourite granny outfit goes to.....
Actual granny skirt for the win!


The 'is that really from Marks and Spencers?!' award goes to......
I enjoyed the gobsmacked reaction of every single person who asked where I got this dress. PER UNA YO!


The award for the most gratuitous booty shot goes to.....
Joggers from George!


The award for the most gratuitous booby shot goes to......
Hope I actually get to a beach next summer, I've got some baps to take out and about!


The least flattering item award goes to.....
Okay..... I REALLY can't do city shorts!


The 'I feel like a million dollars' award goes to.....
I adore my Frida dress from Queen of Holloway, I always feel beautiful in it!


The 'who do you think you are, Claudia Winkleman?' award goes to......
 Congratulations to my fringe and pale lips!


The 'fat or pregnant?' award goes to.....
Congratulations to Ruby Rocks for producing a cute maternity dress with pleats on the side to accommodate a growing belly and allowing Simply Be to sell it as a plus size dress!


The award for the best freebie goes to.....
I salute you Bon Marche, I will love you forever for giving me this feckin' awesome faux fur to review!


The period drama costume award goes to.....
I'm a lady dammit!


The award for the worst fit goes to......
Congratulations Asos Curve for making the oddest dress I've ever tried on!


The biggest disappointment award goes to.....
Ahhh the Anna Scholz for Simply Be dress I was kindly given to review... Still breaks my heart that it was SO much shorter in real life than in the pictures. I would have worn this one to death had it been longer in the body and skirt :(


The award for the biggest grower goes to.....
I loved the print on this Anna Scholz dress, but with each wear I fall more in love with the cut and fit!


The 'what were you thinking' award goes to.....
The dress wasn't 'me', the stirrup leggings look stupid and the shoes don't go with it. Also my pink sock things poking out.... not my favourite look I must say!


The award for best vintage buy goes to......
This Normal Linton dress is so crazy and in your face, I love it! Possibly also my best ever ebay find!


The award for the most soppy blog post goes to....
You and I, about being in love (blurgh!)


The 'I can't wait 'till summer to wear it again' award goes to......
Ahhhhh an Asos Curve classic. Adore this dress!


The award for the most exciting purchase goes to.....
Oh my god I always wanted one of the Anna Scholz dresses in this cut, and to find this at the sample sale for £50, in double silk and this FUCKING AMAZING pattern was genuinely a dress dream come true! I simply cannot wait to wear this dress!


The award for the best shoes goes to......
Come the fuck on River Island!


The 'where has your neck gone?' award goes to....
What a looker!


The 'only properly lit photo this year' award goes to........
If only I could always be so well lit!


The award for the dress least like it's picture goes to.....

Asos Curve for this Clanger! Not midi, not nigh neck, not high waisted and not jersey.... oooh and that's a bad miss!


And finally the 'I wish it fit me!' award goes to.....
Damn you George! This dress was like a 20 on the bottom and a 26 on the top!

Thank you for reading my blog y'all!

4 comments:

  1. What a super cute post. Thank you for writing this blog and putting so much work and time into it. I only found you a couple of weeks ago and am already so addicted. I love your writing and your style and I cannot wait for future posts. :-)

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  2. Oh my god that ASOS Curve dress that managed to be midi on that 5 foot 11 model and a mini skirt on everyone else. Amazing.

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  3. Love it I seriously want to raid your wardrobe and steal that Per Una Maxi dress!! x

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  4. I love this post so much! Happy blog-aversary! What a lovely round up of outfits.

    Am I an old meanie for not celebrating my blog-aversaries?! I never have. x x

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