I like 'em fat like that

Song of the day today, to put a smile on my fellow fatties faces!

Louis Jordan - I like 'em fat like that

Let the cats all criticize, 

Joke about my baby's size; 

She's reet with me 

Because you see: 

I like 'em fat like that. 

When she bounces down the street, 

She's a whole heap o' honey, and ain't she sweet? 

Feels so fine 

To know she's mine: 

I like 'em fat like that. 

You have all those lean chicks, 

Tender and tall, 

But when it comes to mean kicks, 

My big fat mama is the best of all. 

After I'm through workin', 

I reach and grab my hat, 

Hurry home, 

Don't want her to be alone: 

I like 'em fat like that!